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Meet the Girls



Alia.
Doesn't think Jesus cooked the fishes when he fed the 5000. Would never go on a hike with Abraham.
Christina.
Hot take: Most logical place for bugs on Noah's ark was in his beard. Most likely to say "what in the actual fuck?" on the podcast.
Noë
The famous voice behind the viral "get out of here, baldy" vocal stim. Ask her about Adam's bussy.


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